Not Another Brown Bag $5.00

Pleats Purse $5.00

Ballerina Bear $3.50

Tom the Turkey $3.50

Squares on the Roll FREE

A List of Things $4.95

Mountain Flower Cap $5.25

High Desert $5.00

Purple Sweater 2.50 EUR

Entrechat $6.50

It is true that all it requires is following a chart and knitting (most patterns are worked in the round, so you never have to purl).  I always seem to have to rip out as much of the project as I knit, though.  It seems that I am incapable of following a chart without screwing something up.  Often times repeatedly.

2 years ago, I knit all my my children mittens for Christmas.  I knit my son a pair of spiderman mittens in a simple chart.  I have to tell you I hated those mittens by the time I was done.  I ripped out the first one about 3 times because I kept screwing up the simple chart.  Then to make matters worse I knit the second mitten exactly like the first, giving me 2 left mittens.  All in all, I knit 3 spiderman mittens and I think that was the last colorwork I have done.

A month or so ago was National Alpaca Farm Day.  My Grandma came with me and my children to visit a local alpaca farm and to learn a little bit more about the animals.  I asked a lot of questions,I must admit, not because I needed to know, but because I wanted my Grandma to know.  As a spinner (al be it a novice one) I have done my research and know quite a bit about our wooly friends.  My Grandma, though, needs some education.  When we first moved in next to her, I talked about sheep, or alpacas and I got the dirtiest look from her.  My Grandma is a horse girl.  True blue, through and through.  I don’t know if she even really acknowledges that other animals exist.  She runs a horse boarding facility.  Apparently she is concerned that any fiber animal I may decide to raise will not get along with her horses.  “Horses don’t like sheep” is all she said.

Today she brought me over a whole fist full of clippings she made out of the National Geographic catalog.  “Every one is alpaca!” she said.  “They’re really pricy, but so pretty”  Before I started knitting, I might have agreed with her, but seriously, $169 for a hand knit fair isle type alpaca sweater?  Totally reasonable.  After all, it might cost you close to $100 for just the yarn!

I am a knitter, though.  I have no intention of purchasing these lovely sweaters.  I want to knit them!  That’s where the ambition comes in.  All of a suddon I have the urge to make a knock off.  I want to chart out the patterns and to figure out the construction.  Which since I have read Knitting in the Old Way is not too hard.

This one looks like it could have come straight out of the book.  The construction is easy.  Knit in the round, steek for the sleeves and the neck.  Simple.  DH likes the colors and I could see it on him with his sandy blond hair.  In reality creaing a knock off hardly presents a challenge (if you ignore my inability to follow a chart), just time consuming since it should probably be knit in fingering weight yarn.

This one, though, I covet.  I LOVE it.  I have not wanted a sweater this much in I don’t know how long.  The construction of this one is exactly like the other, knit in the round, steek the sleeves and the front zipper.  The description even says that the blue is duplicate stitched on afterward.  Simple.

You’ll notice, though, that there are large white patches at each side.  Those beautiful white patches present a problem for me.  I can knit in the round, tacking the other colors every few stitches like the philosopher’s wool people teach you, but, well, that is usally visable on the front side in my experiance.  I suppose that front panel could be achieved in some form of intarsia, but that is REALLY difficult to do in the round.   In my mind I am invisioning some form of a sideways knit sweater.  It would be knit in the round with the top and bottom steeked for the hem and neckline.  The sides would be sewn up to the armpits and then the sleeves sewn in.  Obviously the knitting would hang differently than the one shown since it is oriented differently, but I think if you ignore all the cutting (shudder) it would actually make the whole thing much easier.

Of course, I could also just knit it back and forth in traditional sweater panels which would eliminate the need for all that steeking and would solve the intarsia problem, but then you have to look at the backside and remember to read your chart backwards…

I think I’m overthinking this.

It is not always the best policy to bring your knitting with you.

It is a long standing philosophy that a knitter should ALWAYS have something to knit with them.  Often times, choosing the project to take along takes precidence over anything else that goes into the bag.  Always having a small project to work on no matter where you are ensures that you will never be bored.  Unexpected waits at the doctors office, are nice surprises since you can finally get some work done on that sock.  Truly obnoxious people in can be reduced to mildly anoying with the zen powers of garter stitch.  It is much easier to get excited about going out on a cold day to the park if you know that you will get to sit and knit.

Here in lies the problem.  I have adhered to this phillosophy religiously for several years now.  I have found though, that the when knitting in public is combined with my children, the zen just doesn’t kick in.  Rather, it makes me more irritated.  Why oh why won’t my toddler go play with the other kids and let me knit?!  I have begun to realize that while knitters, in general, are enormously giving and nurturing people, that knitting in public when your children are in involved is not loving and nurturing.  If I take my knitting and attempt to knit, my children will interrupt me and I will be annoyed.  If I never take the knitting out (but know that it is there) I will be annoyed because I never got to take it out.

In an effort to be a good momthis morning, I spent the 30 minutes required to bundle up a 3 yr old and 1.5 yr old twins to go to the park.  It is autumn and while not too cold, it does require some preparation, such as making sure that everyone involved is wearing pants, and shoes, and hopefully a coat.  Considering how much my little boys love to go to the park, one would think that they would help this process along.  The frustration of it all is enough to make me want to hide in my room with some nice safe garter stitch.

Normally when we go to the park, I will sit on the bench and read, or knit while the kids play either with the other kids there, or with eachother (that’s why you have more than 1 kid right?).  This produces a half-hearted attempt at play for the most part that inevitably leads to bickering.  Since I have toddlers, anything I try to do while sitting is frequently interrupted while I have to chase them down and tell them to please not eat that, it’s icky.  Lately, though, I have been experimenting.  I don’t bring a single thing for myself to do.  My only goal was to play with my boys.

It is amazing how that simple act (even divided by 3 small children) changes the whole outing.  We all have a great time.  Giving my children my full attention for the hour that we are there works wonders on the attitudes of my children towards me and my attitude towards them.  Amazingly enough, I find that I like them.  Their little faces are absolutely adorable when lit up with the knowlege that mommy is playing with them.  You know what else?  They are more likely to allow me some time to knit when we’re home.  Amazing.

So, I would say to all my knitting mommy friends out there that there are definitely times when the knitting should be left at home.  This is not limited to work meetings, but may just include the most common time for mommy knitting.  Park time.

Glacier Hat 1.00 GBP

Zportz Hat FREE

Alice Top 3.50 GBP

Temptress $4.00

Sky at Night 3.00 GBP

Viking Hoodie $9.00

The White Bunny $4.50

Gollum FREE

Harvest Blanket $5.50

Betty $3.95

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  I love the crisp air, and the crunchy leaves, and the fun costumes.  I love pretending that I am someone totally different, or dressing up in something pretty and sparkly.  It makes me feel like a kid even though I have kids now.  Of course the mini snickers bars don’t hurt either.

To celebrate the joy that is fall, some pumpkins graciously offered up themselves to be carved in some not so traditional jack-o-lanterns.  We had 1 pumpkin from our very own garden, and the rest we got for free from the various great Halloween community events in our small town.

To make the whole experience complete, our church always hosts a Halloween party.  We all dress up, eat chille and trick or treat in the parking lot.  Every year there is a chille contest (which my DH won!) but this year, there was also a ghoulish desert contest.  My entry was not exactly ghoulish, but was definitely gross looking.  Behold the Kitty litter cake!  It smells like spice cake, but certainly looks like the real thing.

Kitty Litter Cake

Several years ago, the knitting world as we know it changed when 2 ladies with a lust worthy sock yarn decided to start a club.  They obviously knew how sock yarn was like crack to knitters and that even at $20 a skein it flew off the shelf.  I don’t think that even they could anticipate the reaction to their sock of the month club, or that they would have to explain to a bank that yes, hundreds of knitters WERE in fact paying all that money in advance for a package of string every month.  Blue Moon Fiber Arts created a phenomenon that has taken the knitting community by storm.  Every independent dyer, spinner, or purveyor of wool seems to have jumped on the band wagon and opened up a club offering knitters and spinners the chance to give themselves a gift every month.

I will admit to dipping my toe in and trying my hand at a yarn club.  I quickly found out how time consuming providing for a club can be!  With my production level, I’m afraid that a flourishing yarn club where my bank decides to shut me down because knitters are showering me with cash just isn’t going to happen.  I can’t handle it, so I tip my hats off to those of you who can, and contribute in other ways.

This past week I had an independent yarn company contact me to purchase some of my stitch markers for one of their  upcoming club shipments.   I was totally honored and thrilled!  They needed 120 min-sets for their shipment.  I would like you to know that my largest club shipment was 5.  If you are running a club (or several at the same time) that have 120 people participating, you are a rock star and I am so honored that you want me to be a part of that.  Of course I want to spend 3 days making 360 tiny little knitting jewels for you to include in your club.

Bring on the club orders!  I’ll give a 25% discount for anything heading out as a part of a club.  I take custom orders ^.~